January 2012
Just how rich is Mitt Romney? Add up the wealth of... →
shortformblog:
Divide this number by 50 and you have the amount of money we make on the blog. Give or take a few million.
*sigh
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Computer Science
grardb:
Most of you have no idea what goes on in the world of G-Rard B, so let me tell you a little bit about computer science…
Computer science is not information technology
I know a lot of people who mess these two things up. If you’re really interested in what the differences are, check out Wikipedia. In all honesty, these two fields are so incredibly different that there’s no point in...
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What happens if you fall in love with a writer?
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jominguez:
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or make love at four in the afternoon. They might not sleep at all. Or they might...
“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via loveyourchaos)
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"Before I learned you two are married couple, I...
eatyourkimchi:
Simon here: I’m reposting this comment which I just posted on our website, because it seems to be something that others have mentioned often. The top rated comment was…*drum roll please* “Before I learned you two are married couple, I totally thought Simon was gay… Sorry Simon.” To which I responded:
Yeah, I’ve read that a lot. I’ve never addressed this before, but - seeing...
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How people end up in SMEnt.
Go Ara's friend: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Go Ara: Sure, I'll support you.
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Han Geng's friend: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Han Geng: Sure, I'll support you.
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Boa's brother: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Boa: Sure, I'll support you.
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Changmin's mom: I'd really love to see Boa... Min, would you like to go to an SM audition?
Changmin: No.
Changmin's mom: Perfect! I'll bring you tomorrow.
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Hyoyeon's mom: I'd really love to see H.O.T... Hyo, would you like to go to an SM audition?
Hyoyeon: No.
Hyoyeon's mom: Perfect! I'll bring you tomorrow.
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Yesung's mom: Either you get a new hobby or I flush your insects.
Yesung: But Mom. They're not insects, they're my friends.
Yesung's mom: Tomorrow I'll bring you to the SM audition.
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Talent scout: Oh dear! What a cute 4yr old girl! We'd like her to sign a contract with us.
Jung parents: Krystal is a wee bit too young to go around dancing in skimpy clothes. Maybe in a few years. You can have the older sister meanwhile.
Jessica: Hi.
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First Week of College
Freshmen: Wow! This is the most amount of black people I've seen at one place!
Me: BITCH THIS THE MOST AMOUNT OF WHITE PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN ONE PLACE
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"I want a kiss too!"
Me: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx67kuE86a1r4vkkco1_250.gif - I WANT A KISS TOO! T-T
Jane: *kiss
Me: You're not Jessica.
Jane: Just pretend I'm Jessica
Me: LMFAO!
Jane: okay yeah fuck you too
Me: ROFLMFAO!
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December 2011
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